10 Signs...you had a good Syllabus Week

You learned what a "Four Loko" is.

At no point during the week did you get paid a visit by VEMS.

You wore your lax pinnie everyday. So bro. 

You don't remember Syllabus Week…because you got too much sun.

You missed your 11:30 class. It was too early.

You already dropped two classes.

You have clothes in your room that aren't yours.

You're rocking a fresh sunburn.

You don't have a single syllabus.

Your professor canceled class at least once.